The Jura toaster is the most ridiculous piece of kitchen kit you could possibly own.  If you don’t burn your house down within 5 minutes of owning this thing, then you’re ahead of the game.

Tossing aside the ability to regulate the timing of your toasting, or even the ability to toast both sides of bread at once, Jura has outdone themselves by creating the fixie of the toast world.

I’ve not seen a more deranged case of form over function ever. A truly maddening product, that only a complete sadist would purchase.

I discovered this wondrous piece of ridiculousness while traveling through Switzerland. Luckily for the rest of the world, it seems this product can’t be purchased anywhere but Europe.

If you want more information, or to buy one, go to the Jura website.